Me and my family

Right now I am with my family and with my cousins, and ants and uncles, grandma and grandpa, and last but not least... FAMILY DOGS!!!! My annoying cousin just read my post after I told him not to.

The puppies names are "Ellie, and "Sookie" and "Louie". Ellie always licks people which is really annoying because if she was a human she would just be going around kissing people (which is just inappropriate).

 I am now sitting on my dads lap which I guess is kind of fun.

I keep asking my grandma if I can open a present early but every time I ask the answer is always NO! It's kind of unfair because last year I got to open the biggest present and we should do the same routine every year but I'm guessing that if you're younger and cuter, you get to do the better stuff. Like when I was little, I got a mushed up cookie monster cake so it would be easier to eat, and when I was younger, dad would get off his lazy butt and play with me in the water of the beach. My dad just said that he doesn't do that anymore because I am not cute and young ( I don't believe him).

This is dad here - I didn't say any of these things....Avery is being goofy!!! Avery here - DAD IS BEING CRAZY!!!!! Avery here again - dad is being the most craziest human being on earth!

Christmas dinner

I just ate a DELICIOUS Christmas dinner with my parents, and my neighbors.

My dad made this amazing steak and it was killer! I ate about 5 or 6 mini steaks and I devoured all the pieces of steak and it was one of the best steaks I ever tried in my life!

 My neighbors brought a gift for me and guess what it was... A Mip!!!! They are sooooo cool! I trained it to be my waiter. I named my Mip Tiny Elvis. I am planning on teaching him to: brush my teeth, do my homework, do my chores, and teach him to wash the dishes (a little treat for my dad).

And my neighbors brought some chocolate moose ice cream. She put a bun load of whip cream on his cream and sprinkled some dark chocolate on it. It was super good!

Right now I am watching Legally Blonde. Do you ever wonder how the girls on here become so sassy. I mean, people should learn that people with blonde hair aren't just beautiful... they are also funny, smart, talented, and they also have a lot of beauty. Although... she is super cute. But I couldn't make the choice on Reese Witherspoon and Game Stop because today I went to Game Stop and I got My Sims Party, and a Minecraft sword. And today I played the Sims Game and it is SUPER fun! I mean I have at least 11 people that moved into my world. But I just can't beat that music festival. Although, I did
just try it begin playing it and I did lose last place a million times so............... I have a lot to work on. Well, I am really really trying but I can't be that darn level. And I am really glad that I got that Minecraft sword because I was going to have a battle with Perky and he made fun of me because I couldn't fight with any weapon. But now that I have a sword, I am making fun of him!

Cub Scouts

Me an my friends just got back from a cub scout meeting at a  Fire Station. It was SUPER fun! I went with my friend Palmer, Grant, Josh, Sachin, Conner, and Ella. We learned that fire fighters have an air pack but what I didn't get is, do they ever go flying up in the in the air like does the air ever go down and the person goes up and he also is like "Noooo" and the other fire fighters are like " Oh well".

New me

Wouldn't it be awesome to be in the Thanksgiving Parade!

I mean I might of not been a balloon , but I could'n of been in a balloon or a guy that carries a balloon or anything else. But I forgot the website I got this from. I'll try looking for a different website. Guess what I found it! Look at this:

I know what your thinking, that is the weirdest photo ever! Well guess what I have more! Look:

Don't you hate it someone speaks when speaks before they actually sing the song, I mean its not like they have something in the song that they have to boss you around before they actually sing it because they sometimes say before the song stand up and put your hands together and its not like you actually have to stand up and put your hands together because that would really ticks me off. And I don't know if that ticks you off too but it definitely does for me. And sometimes they get to carried away and keeps saying it over and over again. It's just so enoying. I mean I saw people who said c'mon and keeps saying it over and over. I hope you agree with me. 

Sometimes you have to watch for spies. Like me. I am one of the best spies in the city. I might not have those fancy spy stuff because I believe that real spies don't use electronics or stuff that are electric because real spies NEVER use electronics when you're spying in the real world. I know in Harriet the Spy she uses microphone and other stuff are fakes and break down easily. You should never trust those fakers on T.V. because they will NEVER work. That's some advise for spies out there and I would be happy to tell you more about these spy rules. Sometimes you need to where black because in the night time or any time, you should always where black unless you are in a white place. Than that's the time to wear white. And if its a black and white place you can wear black or white or both at the same time. But if your'e wearing white, you stay on the white side. And if your'e wearing black, you stay on the black side. And sometimes people see you. And if that happened to you at least once... your'e dead. But if you never got caught and I'm being serious... you are a AWESOME spy! I know that was half advise and half a comment but it's still something you need to know. I know you might have a million more questions about spying and I will answer them. You always want to have a plot or a plan like if you were spying in somewhere your'e used to or not you still need a toy you pretend to like it or not you have to walk in front of him or her you want to play with it and they will think you are just a casual person walking and when You are  finished that's the time when you have to go inside the spying arena.  And some more advise about spying : If your'e spying on a snow day, you always wanna have something to hear them with because in my opinion, I think winter is the most mysterious season ever. Because I feel like the hot cocoa warms up your secret bone and your secret bone is secret and still holds your secrets. Well, that's enough for to today. Bye!

Guitar

I'm about to have my guitar lessons but I am trying to but I am trying to blog as much as I can before it will happen. My guitar teachers name is Adam. I play songs that are Aura Lee, Ina Gada Divida, and more . I also do practices like: Major an Minor, 1234 4321 up and down the string and 1324 4231 up and down the strings. Major and Minor is something that you do to listen and say stuff. So what Adam he strums something and I have to say if it's happy or sad. If the strum says it's sad then you say minor. And if the strum says its happy than you say major. It is simple and hard at the same time. My teacher told me if your fingers get tired in guitar. I barley have to do it because I am very energetic. I just finished guitar and it was SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!! I am getting better at the 4th string, I learned the G Chord, and I learned Amazing Grace. You really have to play guitar because you will be in a band, be rich, and girls will shower you with kisses. So if I were you, I would start playing guitar, get lessons, and let the kisses shower. And if you practice so much and your really good, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and A LOT of other girls will want to date you. So you better start playing now.

Don't tell Perky but today I packed Perky's presents. I gave Perky 2 snakes, game cards, a notebook, and a regular book. Although I didn't wrap up the 2 snakes and the game cards. But I have to find a hiding place because Perky is already looking for the presents and there in the library in my house. Oh No! He found them and asked me if it was his. I said no. I'm surprised because that was the first time I lied to him.

So yesterday I saw my elf Max. He is the best elf in the world!He wrote on my chalkboard and guess what he wrote: Hi Avery! I'm back... I love your new bed! (heart) Max. He is saying I love your new bed because I got a new bed. But lets not get off topic here. Perky may panda is going to dress up like one for Christmas. (He really hast to learn Christmas isn't Halloween). Anyway, I'm not going to give you his picture because I feel like if I do, his reputation will be lost. Because I am My dogs, Perky the pandas, and Max's lawyer. I know, I need to get a job. And whats kind of creepy is Perky breathing down my neck because I feel like I'm going to be swept in a tornado. Max has bright  red cheeks and a red hat with a little white poof on the tippy tip on his hat. And I don't know if I already told you this but MAX IS AWESOME!!!! And and he is a Christmas elf.

This is me a year ago at camp! Can you belive it

Two days ago I made a new gun called The Super Golden Snake Gun. My buddy Perky the Panda helped Out. Perky is the best he can be and I know that because yesterday he made 4 signs that said Perky is Awesome. He really needs to work on his modesty skills. And he also needs to work on his not copying skills. But other than that he is my infinity and 1 best friend. I had to say infinity and 1 because Rylan Mulliken is my infinity best friend. And I had to call Rylan my infinity best friend because Andy is my 99 zillions friend. But anyway I'm trying to stay on topic with Perky. Perky is a panda with a red shirt and some band aids ( lucys(the dog) holes). Here's a picture:

yeah hes pretty good looking exept that time when he was sobbing from the hole that Lucy my dog made. His eyes were so red from the tears it looked like a tomato. No really like a tomato. Well I hoped you like or comment this post. Bye!

Have you ever wondered how people make music so easily like do they go to a music wizard with a beard that spells Rock & Roll yo! And the stars tell them to give em a song and that's how they made Bang Bang, This is how we do, and Blank Space. I mean if that's true it SO unfair because people literally KILL there selves to think of a song. Sorry I'm concentrating on my T.V. show but now I'm typing on my blog. Sorry I concentrated on my T.V. show again but now it's over so bye. 

Right now I'm eating pizza.Have you ever wondered who had the idea of making pizza, like did the indians, pilgrams or did someone else invent it? Anyway, I'm talking about something stupid and I wanna tell you about girls I like but whoever I tell you about you better not tell anyone about it. Say Avery Groux gave it to me. Than I would be in trouble. And it is really hard to like THREE girls because you have to go some where that they like and say you have to go to the bathroom and go to the other girls favorite place and than say you have to go to the bathroom again and than leave to the other girls favorite place and than say you have to go to the bathroom and than keep doing it OVER, AND OVER again. That sounds impossible to do with getting into a breaking up relationship which you DON'T want.